everyones hot and i cant deal with it
I really want to add a nautical themed tattoo to triton’s character design
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator
my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand
DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR
humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool
even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year
i hate you
Chick magnet.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
HUGGING
if we were a couple, we could:
- eat pizza together (=^w^=)
- have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)
- hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)
- star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)
- kiss (• ε •)
- take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)
- play video games (✿◠‿◠)
- tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)
- sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)
- sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)
- bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)
- be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)
Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!
Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.
THIS INFURIATES ME.
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Makes me so mad.
I’m about to kill someone
One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.
Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!
these are really easy to use, just type the characters name into some unsuspecting losers ask box and they will be bound by the laws of tumblr to answer you.
Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man
A+
This is incredible
This wasn’t actually Jade but I edited it so now it is ok? ok
